If | you've got a now-AFL-proven Reilly O'Brien on your books ... |
then | it'd be silly to offer Brodie Grundy a million-plus bucks a year. |
If | Lachie Neale doesn't get some proper cover in the midfield when the heat is on ... |
then | this season might slip away. Ed Curnow quelled Neale in the second half of the Lions' last game, and no one adequately stood up. |
If | Charlie Curnow had managed eight goals from eight matches before the Bolton-for-Teague switch and 10 from two since ... |
then | bring on the remaining nine games. |
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If | I was a betting man ... |
then | I'd take the odds on Jaidyn Stephenson playing in Collingwood's first final, the moment his ban expires. And multi it into him kicking three goals and a Pies win under 39 points. |
If | you looked at the final scores having not seen a moment of the game itself ... |
then | you might think the loss to the Eagles was OK. It wasn't. The 35-point margin could, and should, have been 80. |
If | Jesse Hogan is already happy after getting out of his former club and observing its 2019 plight ... |
then | he will be high-fiving and heel-clicking his way onto the plane back to Perth on Saturday night if he kicks four in a Dockers win against the Dees at the MCG. |
If | the Cats haven't won after a bye since 2011 ... |
then | the omens for 2019 would be even better than they already are, if they beat the Power on Saturday night. |
If | the wheels aren't already off after nine losses in a row ... |
then | they're wobbling disturbingly at the bye. |
If | |
then | we would have been keen to see if All Australian selectors had the courage to provide him, as a tagger, what he was surely in the process of earning – a 2019 green-with-yellow-trim blazer. |
If | you ever start a sentence with, "I am not being racist when I say this" ... |
then | just stop talking. And if as a supporter you feel the need to get worked up over your players wearing No.37 on their warm-up guernseys – repeat, WARM-UP guernseys – then please take a breath and get worked up about something else. |
If | you're aware of the media term "taking out the trash" ... |
then | that’s what the Dees did, post 8pm Tuesday. With the AFL world near-exploding with a pincher, a gambler, behavioural awareness officers and a racial-stereotyping club president, the Demons distributed a general media release outlining massive football department changes which, on most other days, would have created massive headlines. |
If | the Roos had to use a high pick – No.8 overall - to secure Tarryn Thomas ... |
then | given the way he is tracking, pick eight will be seen as a steal. |
If | |
then | I'll be very surprised. |
If | at least two of Cotchin, Astbury and Edwards aren't fit to return immediately after this weekend's bye, after three consecutive losses ... |
then | the Tigers' season is done. |
If | the season has reached the round 14 stage and Richo has managed an unexpected and impressive 6-6 scoreline ... |
then | with Carlisle and Hannebery about to play their first games, and with immediate matches against a vulnerable Brisbane, a banged-up Richmond and a caretaker-coach-led North, he will know by the end of the month if he's any chance to coach into 2020. |
If | McVeigh being an out for Friday night's game against Hawthorn is a major problem ... |
then | Kennedy being an in balances it out very nicely. |
If | some results this season have been disturbingly big and unexpected and some of the wins very lacklustre and underwhelming, including Thursday night's snooze-fest against Essendon ... |
then | we're still holding firm – the Eagles are better placed in 2019 to win a flag than they were at this stage of 2018 when they actually did. And Nic Nat is to return. |
If | the Dogs liked their chances against the Pies on Tuesday ... |
then | by Wednesday, when Stephenson had been banned, they would have really liked their chances. |
If | the week started disastrously for the AFL system ... |
then | it ended very impressively. Strong messages delivered on the key issues – racial stereotyping by a senior club official, gambling, harassment of opponents, and behaviour of both crowds and the security paid to control them. |