IF |
THEN |
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Adelaide |
Jenkins is locked away... | ... the focus on Crouch intensifies. In ripping form right now, and while the Crows are confident he stays, there are some very nice offers out there. |
Brisbane Lions |
Brett Ratten hasn't received a call yet ... | ... he will soon. |
Carlton |
there was one thing we really admired about Boltons coaching last week ... | ... it was his preparedness to send Weitering forward. |
Collingwood |
we liked Clarko's pre-match revving up of Port Adelaide two weeks ago ... | ... we really liked Bucks' near-taunting of North this week. Should be more of it. And please, hopefully no one holds it against him if the Pies lose. |
Essendon |
Bomber Thompson ever coaches again ... | ... we will be mightily surprised. |
Fremantle |
Ross The Boss knew he could get away with it ... | ... he'd be meeting Jesse Hogan (who's in town for a game against the Eagles) somewhere in Perth this weekend. And maybe even invite Cam McCarthy too. |
Geelong |
you're a Cats fan and you heard Chris Scott answer questions about a possible Gary Ablett return to the Cattery on Footy Classified ... | ... you've been daydreaming this week. |
Gold Coast |
Gary Ablett wanted to totally shut the door on a possible return to the Cattery ... | ... he actually left it a little open in his interview on Thursday night. |
Greater Western Sydney |
Marchbank is on this list next year ... | ... the Blues aren't going to be happy. |
Hawthorn |
there's a more underrated player in the comp than Ben Stratton ... | ... we'd like to know who it is. Maybe Heath Grundy? Sean Dempster? |
Melbourne |
you're Jack Grimes ... | ... we're suggesting you get outta there. You'll have takers. |
North Melbourne | you said 10 weeks ago that Brown would loom as more crucial to a decent finals campaign than Petrie and Waite ... | ... we would've thought you were silly. |
Port Adelaide |
we said in Sliding Doors in round one that Wingard could kick 65 ... | ... we got it wrong. But we don't step away from still ranking him among the elite. And he's still our favourite to watch. |
Richmond |
Tyrone Vickery really wants to stay a Tiger ... | ... he's going to have to drop his asking price. A lot. |
St Kilda |
there's one thing we really admire ... | ... it is a player who seeks greater opportunity at another club, and then performs at a high level. Well done, Membrey. |
Sydney Swans |
Michael Talia was Luke Parker or Buddy Franklin or Dan Hannebery ... | ... he wouldn't have been stood down. |
West Coast |
you look up "journeyman" in the Oxford ... | ... there's a photo of Jon Giles. |
Western Bulldogs | Koby Stevens' signature didn't seem so important a couple weeks ago... | ... it does now. 34 touches and two goals in round 17. |
And wait, there's more, as per constant reader request ... | ||
AFL | you're going to pay that free kick against Firrito ... | ... that's fine. But please don't confuse us by not paying such free kicks this week. We're not confident. |
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