Retiring Brad Ottens tackle the tough questions.

Sportsperson (other than AFL) you love watching the most: Kelly Slater
Favourite footy commentator: Dennis Cometti
Whose autograph did you get as a kid: Ted Egan
Describe your perfect day off: relax
Who inspires you: my family
Best advice received: look after your teeth
What scares you most: snakes
If you weren’t a footballer, what would you like to be: tradesman
First job: bottle shop attendant
The person you would most like to meet: Nelson Mandela
Thing you would like to do after your footy career: travel
Greatest non-football achievement: finishing school
How would your best friend describe you: bad at returning phone calls
One thing you can’t eat: tuna patties
What domestic chore do you refuse to do: I do as I am told!
Which event would you prefer to attend - Olympics or World Cup: World Cup
Favourite Australian personality: John Williamson
iPhone, Blackberry or Android: iPhone
Best book read: Scar Tissue
Favourite TV show: Two and a half men
Favourite movie: Wedding crashes