1. Jets is definitely number 1…my speed is amazing and I’m the new spa rat of the club!
2. R Shaw … funniest guy. Never shaves his legs. Looks like Carl Barron!
3. Tadhg Kennelly … he is number 3 because he is a brother meaning Aboriginal/Irish (AKA choc mint)
4. Goodes … just being the best indigenous player I ever met… also the hairiest!
5. Byron Sumner… claims he is the biggest at the club but every one knows I am the biggest at the club!
6. Kieren Jack … nick name pit-bull - he plays like one, looks like one!
7. Kirky … for being the old grey fox of the side. Needs to dye his hair to one colour!
8. Jarrad McVeigh … for going bald at 20 years of age
9. Gary Rohan … for being our camp fire. When it’s cold, we get around his head!
10. Chris McKaigue … I don’t what he’s talking about, I have to ask him to repeat things about 4 times.
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