Adelaide Crows

If

we were running the Crows ...

then

we'd be giving Matt Crouch another week off. Given the disaster that is their injury list, cannot afford him breaking down again.


Brisbane Lions

If

Zorko started dismally ...

then

he's found a beautiful rhythm now. A genuine star who willed himself through a dreadful form slump.


Carlton

If

Murphy walks out at the end of the year ...

then

we wouldn't blame him. How he was selected to play with that pre-existing foot injury last week makes the mind boggle.

Collingwood

If

finals are to be reached this year ...

then

the struggling Bulldogs need to be defeated soundly.

Essendon

If

Woosha chooses to be Bill Belichick-like in his dismissal of media questions ...

then

so be it. It's his right. It's just that he's not very good at the technique and he's going to need a Plan B pretty soon.

Fremantle

If

this spluttering outfit has any chance of making finals ...

then

it will defeat the Roos at home on Sunday. Need to stand for something. Soon.

Geelong Cats

If

you haven't acquainted yourself with the back story of debutant Jamaine Jones ...

then

do so. There won't be a better one this year.

Gold Coast Suns

If

you want our take on the Tom Lynch saga ...

then

we reckon he's outta there.

GWS Giants

If

Kelly is fully fit ...

then

a lot of this club's problems of the past three weeks will simply disappear.

Hawthorn

If

the Hawks are to beat the rampaging Eagles ...

then

we reckon Clarko will need to pull a positional swifty. Roughead in the backline?




Melbourne

If

his first three games were ordinary ...

then

the past three for Lever have been very good, the most recent hit-out his best for the Dees. Got a sizeable dose of swagger in his make-up, which will mean he won't be fazed by the verbal and physical attacks from his former teammates.

North Melbourne

If

you've got the fourth most hit-outs in history (behind Sandilands, Cox and Dempsey) ...

then

you've had a very, very good career. And after a couple of quiet years, Goldstein has fought back in 2018.

Port Adelaide

If

we can't get a proper read on this team's premiership chances after the opening nine games ...

then

we will in the next fortnight. Hawthorn in Tassie, then Richmond.

Richmond

If

we judge Dusty on now near-impossible benchmarks ...

then

so be it, that's what happens to the all-time greats. But he's still ticking along extraordinarily well on the benchmarks applied to 99 per cent of his peers.

St Kilda

If

we were coaching the Saints this weekend ...

then

we'd be plonking Carlisle, their best player by a mile, at full-forward, and attempt to clear out the forward 40m.

Sydney Swans

If

Rampe tripping over a chain fence was bad enough last year ...

then

Mills mangling his foot during a playful throw of an American football is an outright catastrophe.

West Coast Eagles

If

there's one team to this point of 2018 which is must-watch, no matter the time or opposition ...

then

it is this one. Generating pure excitement and energy every weekend. We've bought seat 1A on the bandwagon.

Western Bulldogs

If

there's two players we'd always find a spot for in a Bulldogs selected 22 ...

then

it'd be Dunkley and Wallis. Strange omissions by our reckoning.

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then

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