IF | THEN | |
Adelaide | you match the Cats' offer for Danger ... | ... we agree with the decision. But you need to be very clear on what happens next. Talking the game is fine, but you're going to have to back off at some stage. |
Brisbane Lions | they keep walking out ... | ... there is something very, very wrong. AFL commission-worrying wrong. And you might have to admit it, Lethal, in order to move on. All those lines in the sand keep getting washed over. |
Carlton | anyone knows of any players who may be of interest to the Blues outside those who are on the Giants' list ... | ... can they please alert SOS? Only joking, SOS. Promise! Well, sort of! |
Collingwood | Treloar somehow slips from the Magpies' grasp from here, having very publicly nominated Collingwood as his club of choice ... | ... Eddie will lop heads. Oh, the embarrassment for Ed if he ends up elsewhere. He won't though. Ed will broker it. |
Essendon | the Bombers have to choose another coach any time in the next three years ... | ... there will not be one single candidate who will subject himself to a "process". Hird, Thompson, now Worsfold. Thanks for wasting your time, candidates – hello, this time, to Macca and Burnsy. And thanks, too, to those who provided Paul Little some cover through taking a seat on the coaching sub-committee. |
Fremantle | Ross the Boss helped turn around, dramatically, the path Michael Walters was once on ... | ... he’ll do the same with Harley. Don’t ever think we’re dropping off Ross. Well, not yet anyway. And Bennell – he could win a Brownlow. |
Geelong | you've got arguably the best recruiter in the AFL on your books ... | ... he ain't gonna be happy with what's going on right now with all these blokes from other clubs coming in. But having said that, Wellsy, we really like what the club is doing. |
Gold Coast | Harley and Charlie are forced out ... | ... we admire it for the statement that it makes. But we wait with anticipation - and doubt - as to what happens next. |
Greater Western Sydney | the Giants don't bolt down every single person on their list ... | ... SOS is coming for them. Only joking, SOS. Promise! Well, sort of! |
Hawthorn | our gut feel is right ... | ... the Hawks are preparing for another 'wow, just how did they get that guy?' type of recruit in the next two weeks. |
Melbourne | Tom Boyd is on a million-plus bucks a year from here ... | ... give Jesse two million a year. Maybe two-plus. |
North Melbourne | Hartlett had have said yes ... | ... the Roos would've been justified in thinking that a gallant prelim final loss in 2015 could lead to a GF in 2016. |
Port Adelaide | we know one thing ... | ... it is this: something simply has to give at some stage with this club's salary cap. Hats off to how it has been managed to this point. Seriously. But good luck with what happens from here. |
Richmond | the Tigers have cast the net over everyone and only bring Yarran to shore ... | ... it's more than an OK catch. But underwhelming at the same time, given the wonderment in their eyes when they threw the net. |
St Kilda | the Saints were runaway winners in the 'which team can conjure the most positive headlines in an off-season' category last year ... | ...they are $1.02 to go back-to-back. The real trick, soon, will require them to win enough games of footy to make the finals. Well done, though, re: Carlisle. A seriously good get. |
Sydney Swans | we weren't born a sceptic ... | ... we wouldn't be thinking those photos of Bud and Jesinta at Swans headquarters were set-up for a photographer to take. |
West Coast | every one of the 22 who played against Hawthorn last Saturday is to be totally honest with himself ... | ... he hasn't gone to sleep easily this week. We're allowing Sheppard the right to have nodded off easily, and not too many more. |
Western Bulldogs | Mark Blicavs has the best back-story of the 2015 best-and-fairest winners, and he does, by 1500m at least, maybe 3000m with a couple of jumps thrown in ... | ... Easton Wood has the second best. Love a back-story. |
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