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Adelaide
| the Crows want to reclaim some of the city of Adelaide back from their despised rivals...
| …it’s through Thursday night footy. Club wants it, AFL wants it.
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Brisbane Lions
| Brent Moloney still can’t get a game... | ...you’ve got to wonder what he has done wrong.
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Carlton
| you track Greg Swann’s career path... | ...you'll have noticed close employees often follow him. Mick, Buttifant, Brown, Laidley, Daisy. Few additions coming up at the Lions.
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Collingwood
| you've got a very sore knee... | ...it is OK for the individual and club to admit that publicly. Trav and Pies clearly committed to the "when you cross the white line, you're 100 per cent fit" rubbish.
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Essendon
| the Bombers lose to the Tigers... | …it’s a ‘Long Walk’ to the finals.
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Fremantle
| there’s one thing we’d like to see this year... | ...it’s Scott Gumbleton getting his body right. And to then see how he might impact a game of footy. |
Geelong
| we hadn't seen it with our own eyes... | ...there is no chance we could be convinced the Cats could lose a game of footy by 110 points. Still need more confirmation that they actually did.
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Gold Coast
| the Suns wanted some recognition in Melbourne...
| ...they’d be pleased to see Tom Lynch make most of the “token” Victorian State of Origin teams picked this week. |
Greater Western Sydney
| it was grim last week...
| ...everything points to it being even more grim this week. |
Hawthorn
| people are doubting the appointment of Bolton over Ratten… | …think about this: If Ratten took Hawthorn deep into finals, it would have been all about him coaching another team next year, not about the Hawks. |
Melbourne
| Paul Roos wants us to worship him one more time... | ...he'll get James Frawley to sign on a dotted line within the next six weeks.
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| North Melbourne | Sam Gibson is getting the hard tag from opposition... | ...it says a lot for him. And a huge well done. But it probably says more about his teammates. |
Port Adelaide
| there's anyone out there who still doesn't realise Wingard is the most watchable, most freakish player in the comp... | ...wake up!!!
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Richmond
| Jack Riewoldt isn’t a Myki ambassador in the next month...
| ...Liam Pickering isn’t doing his job! There's got to be a six-figure deal waiting for you, Picks. |
St Kilda
| it's not already ugly... | ...it will be in three weeks. Collingwood, Port, Geelong. Ouch. Like a needle jabbed under a fingernail.
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Sydney Swans
| we have a crack at lots of people and clubs in this column every week, and we do.... | ...it's only fair that we direct the heat our way: we were very, very, very wrong in underestimating what this club could do in 2014. |
West Coast
| you couldn’t get in to see your dentist this week... | ...don’t be alarmed. Elliot Yeo just made sure every footballer in Australia got a mouthguard fitted. |
| Western Bulldogs | anyone has seen the Western Bulldogs... | ...can you tell them they need to be at Etihad Stadium at 3.20pm on Sunday? Not sure if they're still in the comp. |
