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Adelaide | the Crows want to make a real statement … | … this weekend’s match against the reigning premier provides a perfect opportunity. Tipping they will go for broke here, as they did in last year’s prelim final. |
Brisbane Lions | only 26,000 fans bothered attending a Friday night match against Collingwood … | … the Lions’ appeal in Brisbane has slumped to worrying levels. No sign of any real spark, either. |
Carlton | after the Blues went 0-3 to open the 2013 season, someone said this club would be 7-4 if it beat Essendon in Round 11 … | … that person would have been told to go away. Massive stakes for the Blues on Friday night. |
Collingwood | Heath Shaw is missing a match because of a bad skinfold result, and Dane Swan is being kept out of the midfield because of a perceived problem when he plays on the ball ... | … people will start asking loudly: why is Nathan Buckley being so hardline. |
Essendon | Jobe Watson isn’t the best bloke in the comp … | … he at least makes the Grand Final. Got a lot of problems at his own club, still finds time to chat with struggling opponent Jack Watts. |
Fremantle | St Kilda officials had their time over again … | … they would have not got complacent in 2011 when it came time to locking away Ross Lyon as coach. Could be the greatest ever coup in footy poaching. |
Geelong | it’s good enough for the Cats to actually publicly admit they will “rest” players from matches (Blicavs and Taylor are out for that reason this week against the Suns) … | … hopefully every other club can be as honest in the future. |
Gold Coast | Greg Broughton can’t get a game and is stuck in the NEAFL for a large chunk of the season … | … what a waste it was recruiting him. |
Greater Western Sydney | the Giants don’t devise a way to support Jeremy Cameron in the forward line ... | ... he’s entitled to ask, loudly, what his coaches are doing. |
Hawthorn | Brian Lake had exited the Dogs 12 months earlier than he actually did … | … would the Hawks have won the 2012 Grand Final? Yep. |
Melbourne | anyone knows if president Don McLardy is still alive … | … can they please tell us. Clearly and very questionably in these trying circumstances, Don is adopting a bunker-down policy. Are you there, Don? |
North Melbourne | Aaron Black continues to develop the way North insiders believe he will … | … a true superstar will be evident in the next 12 months. Could be absolutely anything. |
Port Adelaide | this club doesn’t use the break to re-group and emerge with a 15-goal win against GWS in round 13 … | … by round 16 they will just about be shot. Very tough draw ahead. |
Richmond | it was fair game to attack Richmond’s recruiters during the past 10 years … | … it is only fair that we all acknowledge they’ve got a lot of decisions very, very right in recent years. |
St Kilda | some form of positive message about the future isn’t delivered publicly by the Saints very soon ... | … this club will be a very hard “sell” in seasons to come. |
Sydney Swans | Tom Mitchell only reaches 50 per cent of the most lofty expectation assessments of him … | … he is still going to be a very, very good player. If he reaches 75 per cent, he’ll be a superstar. |
West Coast | the whispers are right … | … John Worsfold, by his own determination, will not be involved at any football club in 2014. |
Western Bulldogs | the Bulldogs really want to get inside Stewart Crameri’s head … | … they should go even harder than their $1.8 million, four-year offer to him. He’s a gun. |
Sliding Doors: round 11
DAMIAN BARRETT: Worsfold might be about to walk and Black looking the goods in this week's column