IF | THEN | |
Adelaide | the Crows add Betts and Polec to their list ... | … you’d think they’d be back in the finals in 2014. |
Brisbane Lions | you look up “disarray” in the dictionary these days … | … you’ll see the Lions logo accompanying the definition. |
Carlton | Eddie Betts is in Blues colours in 2014 … | … it will surprise nearly everyone associated with this club. And if Dale Thomas isn’t in Blues colours, there will be equal levels of surprise. |
Collingwood | the Magpies had won, as they fully expected to, their elimination final against Port Adelaide ... | … you wonder if Bucks would have raised the culture debate. |
Essendon | Carlton has politely declined the Bombers’ “invitation” to apologise for using the “cheat” word against it ... | … once again it’s back to you, Paul Little. |
Fremantle | the Dockers can beat Geelong at Simonds Stadium ... | … they will smash the Swans at Subi. |
Geelong | the Cats had won the 2008 Grand Final … | … would they have been as uncompromisingly driven to succeed in the seasons following that game? Maybe. But maybe not. |
Gold Coast | Gary Ablett manages to get genuinely excited – wide-eyed sort of excited - when talking about a player … | … can’t wait to see Jack Martin strut his stuff next year. |
GWS | Buddy and Dusty and Sammy are all with the Giants next year ... | ... the high-end Sydney nightspots will do roaring trades. |
Hawthorn | the Hawks don’t win against Geelong … | … there will be internal carnage. Watch this space if the Cats win again. |
Melbourne | the Demons keep attempting to raid rivals of their assistant coaches, and keep offering those coaches way “overs” … | … fully expect 17 clubs to angrily ask the AFL why it has provided $2.7 million of emergency funding. |
North Melbourne | the Roos don’t land a big name from a rival club after exploring all possibilities ... | … they will need to work very hard at ensuring that 2014 isn’t wasted like 2013. |
Port Adelaide | we are to rank the season’s best individual performances based on leadership … | … Travis Boak’s efforts in last week’s losing semi-final would be very prominent. |
Richmond | Dusty isn’t at Punt Rd in 2014 … | … hundreds and hundreds of man-hours will be freed up and able to be redistributed into other areas of player welfare. |
St Kilda | the murmurings happen to play out in the player and draft-pick exchange in October ... | … there will be a LOT of action involving the Saints. |
Sydney Swans | the Swans somehow get over the Dockers in Perth this week … | … it will be a miracle. |
West Coast | the Eagles don’t get angry at how their cross-city rival is soaking up all local attention … | ... it would be an opportunity lost. But things are just not how they have been at this club. Almost going through the motions these days. |
Western Bulldogs | anyone predicted in March that Will Minson would be All-Australian by September … | ... they would have been locked up. Credit to Will for how hard he has worked. |
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