WHEN LOSING FEELS LIKE WINNING
Or to put it another way………
JUST HOW MUCH TALENT CAN ONE TEAM HAVE?
Far be it for me to tell the self proclaimed leader of the free world and fanatical one eyed Magpie supporter, (no, not Eddie!) George W Bush, how to run his business, but for the love of Bucks, you’d think he’d have had somebody over there in his ear about poaching Derek Hine from the Pies.
Think about it.
The combined might of the United States military and secret service CANNOT find Osama Bin Laden in over how many years? One man! ONE BLOODY MAN!!!
Yet Dazzling Derek Hine CAN find a whole swag of talented young men in just a couple of drafts!!!!!!!!!!
And it doesn’t stop there dear Spudsters!
Collingwood’s Department of Derek spends countless hours filming and accumulating tapes of these talented kids each year. Arduous and time consuming work as anybody who has foolishly volunteered their services for a friends wedding or been charged with stalking can tell you.
While we’re all quaffing lattes and slobbering over croissants on a Sunday morn before heading into town for a pleasant day at the footy, Hiney’s Henchmen are out in the burbs counting kicks and marking marks, looking for the next Pendles.
Those player videos don’t film themselves y’know.
Compare this to Bushy.
He doesn’t even have to leave his bloody Oval Office.
Osama SENDS his videos to HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he still can’t find him!
Frankly, if George W really is serious about world peace he desperately needs to take a long hard look at the CIA – Collingwood In Action!
A smart man like Bushy would take one look at Pendles, Daisy, Coxy, Moneybags, Dicky, Eags, Chopper et al strutting their stuff on the REAL Oval Office and he’d be on the dog and bone to Derek quicker than a Paris Hilton prayer.
With Bushy and Hiney running the show from the Black ‘n’ White House they’d be no more grey areas in the world.
Fair dinkum I reckon Hiney is so good at finding a jewel in a junk shop he probably gets around in the one and only decent Camira ever built!
He is just that good at picking winners I bet he is banned from all TABs.
I just love what Hiney has done for the Pies but for the sake of the planet Mr. Bush – MAKE THAT CALL!!!!!!
Please note: the views expressed in the above article are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of the Collingwood Football Club or employees of the club. The Collingwood Football Club would like to acknowledge the tireless work of its supporters who contribute to collingwoodfc.com.au.
Or to put it another way………
JUST HOW MUCH TALENT CAN ONE TEAM HAVE?
Far be it for me to tell the self proclaimed leader of the free world and fanatical one eyed Magpie supporter, (no, not Eddie!) George W Bush, how to run his business, but for the love of Bucks, you’d think he’d have had somebody over there in his ear about poaching Derek Hine from the Pies.
Think about it.
The combined might of the United States military and secret service CANNOT find Osama Bin Laden in over how many years? One man! ONE BLOODY MAN!!!
Yet Dazzling Derek Hine CAN find a whole swag of talented young men in just a couple of drafts!!!!!!!!!!
And it doesn’t stop there dear Spudsters!
Collingwood’s Department of Derek spends countless hours filming and accumulating tapes of these talented kids each year. Arduous and time consuming work as anybody who has foolishly volunteered their services for a friends wedding or been charged with stalking can tell you.
While we’re all quaffing lattes and slobbering over croissants on a Sunday morn before heading into town for a pleasant day at the footy, Hiney’s Henchmen are out in the burbs counting kicks and marking marks, looking for the next Pendles.
Those player videos don’t film themselves y’know.
Compare this to Bushy.
He doesn’t even have to leave his bloody Oval Office.
Osama SENDS his videos to HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he still can’t find him!
Frankly, if George W really is serious about world peace he desperately needs to take a long hard look at the CIA – Collingwood In Action!
A smart man like Bushy would take one look at Pendles, Daisy, Coxy, Moneybags, Dicky, Eags, Chopper et al strutting their stuff on the REAL Oval Office and he’d be on the dog and bone to Derek quicker than a Paris Hilton prayer.
With Bushy and Hiney running the show from the Black ‘n’ White House they’d be no more grey areas in the world.
Fair dinkum I reckon Hiney is so good at finding a jewel in a junk shop he probably gets around in the one and only decent Camira ever built!
He is just that good at picking winners I bet he is banned from all TABs.
I just love what Hiney has done for the Pies but for the sake of the planet Mr. Bush – MAKE THAT CALL!!!!!!
Please note: the views expressed in the above article are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of the Collingwood Football Club or employees of the club. The Collingwood Football Club would like to acknowledge the tireless work of its supporters who contribute to collingwoodfc.com.au.
