PIE ROW MANIA
Or to put it another way...
BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES
Okay.
Watching the Pies right now is a bit like being married to Paris Hilton.
Both have a fabulously rich history.
And both can’t stop screwing around on the weekends!
Like a man with a steering wheel stuffed down his Reg Grundys, it is, fair dinkum, driving me nuts!!!
Don’t get me wrong dear Spudsters.
I more wrapt than a Chrissy present that the Pies, like a dog in a park, eventually did the business.
In fact I’m more stoked than Lara Bingle’s open fire place!
And you don’t have to be Willy Wonker to understand that the Woods getting the chocolates for the fourth time in a row over them wot we despise is a very very good thing.
But right now we are more crook in the guts than a truckload of kebabs.
Now I knew losing Pendles would hurt (obviously not as much as his foot does).
And Cheesy pulling out later than Lindsay Lohan in a nightclub carpark was gunna compound the situation but, jeepers creepers, we look more stuffed than a fat bloke’s socks at the moment!
And it’s freakin’ killing me!
Do you know who I blame?
I blame the kids.
We’ve run out of them!!!!!!
Now that the Cookie Monster has had his turn in the postmatch sing-a-long circle, “cor blimey”, who’s left?
At this rate we’ll have to start kidnapping snot nosed 15 year olds from the drive through at the Golden Arches just to get us to Round 22.
And Cookie was good.
In fact I feel like Woody Allen I get so excited about these kids but heading towards the finals we can’t expect Cookie & Irish to carry our midfield.
In a perfect world (you know, one where Carlton are broke, constantly infighting and always losing to the Pies no matter how depleted the Woods are………..hey, what the?)
There I go again.
Always thinking of myself.
So what if Bucks, Cheesy, Holland and Pendles are all unavailable.
So what if Didak is recovering from a knee reco.
So what if Beyonce is only 20 and still carrying the forward line without wilting.
So what if Harry O opted for a band aid instead of a shoulder reco.
So what if Marty Clarke prolly needs a rest.
So what if Clem, Racer and Presti are all finding their feet again.
So bloody what.
I’ll trade a scrappy win over the Blues to a right royal rogering by the Brians ANY day!
GO YOU WOODSMEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah……….
And as for Carlton tanking.
I’ll believe it only if Jason Akermanis says it’s true!
Please note: the views expressed in the above article are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of the Collingwood Football Club or employees of the club. The Collingwood Football Club would like to acknowledge the tireless work of its supporters who contribute to collingwoodfc.com.au.
Or to put it another way...
BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES
Okay.
Watching the Pies right now is a bit like being married to Paris Hilton.
Both have a fabulously rich history.
And both can’t stop screwing around on the weekends!
Like a man with a steering wheel stuffed down his Reg Grundys, it is, fair dinkum, driving me nuts!!!
Don’t get me wrong dear Spudsters.
I more wrapt than a Chrissy present that the Pies, like a dog in a park, eventually did the business.
In fact I’m more stoked than Lara Bingle’s open fire place!
And you don’t have to be Willy Wonker to understand that the Woods getting the chocolates for the fourth time in a row over them wot we despise is a very very good thing.
But right now we are more crook in the guts than a truckload of kebabs.
Now I knew losing Pendles would hurt (obviously not as much as his foot does).
And Cheesy pulling out later than Lindsay Lohan in a nightclub carpark was gunna compound the situation but, jeepers creepers, we look more stuffed than a fat bloke’s socks at the moment!
And it’s freakin’ killing me!
Do you know who I blame?
I blame the kids.
We’ve run out of them!!!!!!
Now that the Cookie Monster has had his turn in the postmatch sing-a-long circle, “cor blimey”, who’s left?
At this rate we’ll have to start kidnapping snot nosed 15 year olds from the drive through at the Golden Arches just to get us to Round 22.
And Cookie was good.
In fact I feel like Woody Allen I get so excited about these kids but heading towards the finals we can’t expect Cookie & Irish to carry our midfield.
In a perfect world (you know, one where Carlton are broke, constantly infighting and always losing to the Pies no matter how depleted the Woods are………..hey, what the?)
There I go again.
Always thinking of myself.
So what if Bucks, Cheesy, Holland and Pendles are all unavailable.
So what if Didak is recovering from a knee reco.
So what if Beyonce is only 20 and still carrying the forward line without wilting.
So what if Harry O opted for a band aid instead of a shoulder reco.
So what if Marty Clarke prolly needs a rest.
So what if Clem, Racer and Presti are all finding their feet again.
So bloody what.
I’ll trade a scrappy win over the Blues to a right royal rogering by the Brians ANY day!
GO YOU WOODSMEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah……….
And as for Carlton tanking.
I’ll believe it only if Jason Akermanis says it’s true!
Please note: the views expressed in the above article are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of the Collingwood Football Club or employees of the club. The Collingwood Football Club would like to acknowledge the tireless work of its supporters who contribute to collingwoodfc.com.au.
