Life is full of the unexpected.
Life is filled with the expected.
Life is littered with many baffling things - You know those times when you just shake your head because there isn’t much else to do with the information that you have before you or the question that’s looking for an answer? How about I provide some examples for you…
Things that baffle me include stuff like:
How aeroplanes don’t fall out of the sky? Baffling.
How those big ships stay afloat in the water? Baffling.
How seedless watermelon grows with no seeds? Baffling.
How do fruit trees know when to flower and produce fruit all at the same time? It’s not like fruit trees can communicate with each other! Baffling.
What turns a living tree into a lifeless piece of wood? Baffling.
Star Wars Episode 1, The Phantom Menace, Is Jar Jar really that stupid? Baffling.
Do the French have French manicures? Baffling.
How is it we can only account for 4% of the cosmos? Baffling.
Why do we have slugs? What are they for? Baffling.
Why am I the fun police and Brett is a like a rockstar to the kids every time he walks through the front door? Baffling.
How can a cockroach survive a nuclear war but not flyspray from the laundry cupboard? Baffling. Scary; but baffling.
What happened in the third quarter of the Swans versus Geelong game on Sunday? Baffling.
How DOES one tackle Gary Ablett Junior? Baffling, but that’s for Brisbane to worry about now. We’ve got a team of dogs to wrangle in the nation's capital, with a very familiar face among the pack.
Hayley Kirk
Also-known-as-the-other-half
